What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”